Here I am with a White coffee cup

'Not quite Kirstie Alley'
‘Not quite Kirstie Alley’


1.  Her left shoulder is exposed.  HER left shoulder, not the shoulder on the right.  Pay attention here people-clowns like you sent Hemingway to an early grave!
B.  L hand at 90 degrees to the wrist.  No woman has time for that.  Hell, no woman has time for a frickin’ saucer!
3.  The convenient lock of hair.  “Oh, pfft!  Look at that, that pesky lock of hair again!  Ho hum!”.  My aaaass.
4.  An absolutely perfectly white coffee cup.  No one drinks out of an absolutely perfectly white coffee cup!  They’re dinged up from whatever ankle-biter is running around the house and Mr. ‘How do ya’ load a Dishwasher?’.
5)  The L shoulder dip-which conincidentally is also the worst appetizer Applebees sells.  I know.
5.  The combination of all the above elements.  

This image gets a solid 4 on the ‘Crap-o-meter’.  We’re in moderate bullshit territory here folks, proceed with caution!


This image is laced with moderate levels of crap. Be aware!



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