Red nail polish.

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NO one holds a coffee mug w/two hands with an oversized sweater past their wrists!

 

Coffee mugs are not held with 2 hands simultaneously.
With red nail polish.
While conveniently wearing an over-sized sweater…
up over the wrists…
at a window…
looking out at SNOW.

 

This photo receives a rating of ‘Moderate’ on the Crapometer due to it having sexual innuendos. 

 

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